Thursday, April 23, 2009

Hello, Dalai !!....(couldn't resist)

China says (Demands) that Comrade Obama NOT meet with the Dalai Lama when he visits the US.
What's the big deal? O will just wait till he returns to Tibet and then he can apologize to the Chinese. Kill 2 birds with one Egg Roll.

By the way....Can Asians become Disoriented?

Monday, April 20, 2009

Who's Sorry, Now?

Comrade Obama continues his disconnect with reality by going around the globe and apoligizing for everything America has done for 200-plus years. In an effort to get every to "like us", he has reduced us to the stumblebum in the schoolyard with the "kick me" sign on our backs. Putin and Chavez and Ahmedinijad must be getting quite a chuckle over this charade. Castro is running around in his underwear screaming.."muy bien !...viva la revolucion!" I could puke.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Ah..those were the days

If anyone needs more proof that we are the dinosaurs and that the meteor is on its way.....read on:



HIGH SCHOOL-- 1967 vs. 2007


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Scenario 1:

Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into
the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.

1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun,
goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled
off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for
traumatized students and teachers.


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Scenario 2:

Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake
hands and end up buddies.

2007 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest
both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged them with assault and both
expelled even though Johnny started it.


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Scenario 3:

Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other
students.

1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a
good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and
does not disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes
a zombie.. He is then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the
state because Jeffrey has a disability.


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Scenario 4:

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad
gives him a whipping with his belt.


1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal,
goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is
removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by
Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to
prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.


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Scenario 5:

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on
the smoking dock.

2007 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from
school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.


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Scenario 6:

Pedro fails high school English.

1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and
goes to college.

2007 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper
articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement
for graduation is racist.

ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school
system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core
curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a
living because he cannot speak English.


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Scenario 7:

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth
of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant
bed.

1957 - Ants die.

2007- ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called.
Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his
parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers
are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never
allowed to fly again.


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Scenario 8:

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his
knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort
him.

1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on
playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and
loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years
of therapy.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Yanks 3, Pirates 0

Shiver Me Timbers!....Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of...OH SHIT!....President O takes a welcome page out of Ronnie Reagans Cowboys for dummies manual and authorizes the Navy Seals to grease a few skinnys holding an American hostage on the high seas. ..Now he should finish the job and turn Somalia into a large parking lot as payback for Mogadishu...some thing the First Bubba should have done instead of playing Hide-the -Cigar with Monica.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Taxi!

Comrade O travels to Turkey and states....." the United States is not and will never be at war with Islam." Well, that's nice. Unfortunately, Islam wishes, actually directs its followers to eradicate all "infidels", or those who live and practice non-Islamic faiths. Believe as you wish- but remember the images of the Islamic-American communities whose people DANCED IN THE STREETS ON SEPTEMBER 11. In American cities.... Also keep in mind that in the debris following the attack...no taxicabs were recovered. We may not, or "..never be at war with Islam.." but they are certainly at war with us.
Fundamentalist Muslims want YOU dead...unless you are a radical Muslim, in which case you are probably on your way to my house. Anybody see my Glock?

Friday, April 3, 2009

Never Forget NYPD Hero

On April 14, 1972 NYPD Officer Philip Cardillo was fatally wounded after responding to a FAKE 911 call which was designed to lure a Cop or Cops to their deaths. This occured inside Hate -Monger Louis Farrakan's Mosque located in Harlem's 28 Pct. As a result of political kowtowing:
*No crime was established
*Investigators prohibited interviews with Mosque members on the scene
*Investigators acting independently were thwarted and threatened
For more information read "Circle of Six" which details this PC disgrace.
RIP Officer Cardillo- we remember

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Deep in the Heart of Taxes

Comrade Obama's latest pick for his as -of-yet-to be Completed Cabinet is Kathleen Sebelius, Governor of Kansas AND, you guessed it...ANOTHER TAX CHEAT. She and her Husband owed a paltry $7,040.00 it was disclosed by the White House yesterday. Their pillow-talk probably went something like:

KATHLEEN: "looks like Comrade O is going to put me up for the Dept of Health and Human Services"
HUBBY: "Does that mean we have to pay ALL our back Taxes?"
KATHLEEN: "I Guess so."
HUBBY: " I really wanted to buy a Jet ski"
KATHLEEN: "That can wait, Dear. There's no water here in Kansas, anyway"
HUBBY: "This is Kansas?"
KATHLEEN: " I think so."