I went on Vacation to Iran, and all I got was...BEHEADED

Three Americans are being detained in Iran as U.S. Spies...they claim they are merely vacationing. In IRAN...you know, where they have that great water park and you can swim with the dolphins. Leave them there. Morons. (Ayatollah not to go there.)

AND..unrelated--the Government (ours) reports they are losing $32.00 for every AMTRAK passenger who uses the system. Let's have these folks run our Healthcare system.

Michelle- Tell your Make-up guy you want your money back!

READ THIS CAREFULLY


From an article in The Canadian Free Press: (our media wouldn't dare
publish for fear of being called racist):

The Queen is in her parlor....

Never in the history of the White House has a First Lady spent so
much on so many personal assistants, all paid from taxpayer dollars.
Hilary had three; Jackie Kennedy one; Laura Bush one; and prior to
Mamie Eisenhower, social help came from the President's own pocket.


Michelle Obama has 26 - from makeup artist Ingrid Miles and
hairstylist Johnny Wright to her "chief of staff" Susan Sher, whose
salary is $172,200.00.

The First Lady does not get paid to serve as First Lady, and she
doesn't perform any official duties. But this hasn't deterred her
from hiring an unprecedented number of staffers to cater to every
whim and satisfy every request in the midst of a great Recession.

Sort of makes one think the White House has been mistaken for the
Versailles Court of Marie (let 'em eat cake) Antoinette, doesn't it?

$172,200 - Sher, Susan (CHIEF OF STAFF)

$140,000 - Frye, Jocelyn C. (DEPUTY ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT AND
DIRECTOR OF POLICY AND PROJECTS FOR THE FIRST LADY)

$113,000 - Rogers, Desiree G. (SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT
AND WHITE HOUSE SOCIAL SECRETARY)

$102,000 - Johnston, Camille Y. (SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT
AND DIRECTOR OF COMMUNICATIONS FOR THE FIRST LADY)

- Winter, Melissa E. (SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT AND DEPUTY
CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE FIRST LADY)

$90,000 - Medina , David S. (DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE FIRST LADY)

$84,000 - Lelyveld, Catherine M. (DIRECTOR AND PRESS SECRETARY TO THE FIRST LADY)

$75,000 - Starkey, Frances M. (DIRECTOR OF SCHEDULING AND ADVANCE
FOR THE FIRST LADY)

$70,000 - Sanders, Trooper (DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF POLICY AND PROJECTS
FOR THE FIRST LADY)

$65,000 - Burnough, Erinn J. (DEPUTY DIRECTOR AND DEPUTY SOCIAL
SECRETARY)

Reinstein, Joseph B. (DEPUTY DIRECTOR AND DEPUTY SOCIAL SECRETARY)

$62,000 - Goodman, Jennifer R. (DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF SCHEDULING AND
EVENTS COORDINATOR FOR THE FIRST LADY)

$60,000 - Fitts, Alan O. (DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF ADVANCE AND TRIP
DIRECTOR FOR THE FIRST LADY)

Lewis, Dana M. (SPECIAL ASSISTANT AND PERSONAL AIDE TO THE FIRST LADY)

$52,500 - Mustaphi, Semonti M. (ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR AND DEPUTY PRESS
SECRETARY TO THE FIRST LADY)

$50,000 - Jarvis, Kristen E. (SPECIAL ASSISTANT FOR SCHEDULING AND
TRAVELING AIDE TO THE FIRST LADY)

$45,000 - Lechtenberg, Tyler A. (ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR OF
CORRESPONDENCE FOR THE FIRST LADY)

Tubman, Samantha (DEPUTY ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR,SOCIAL OFFICE)

$40,000 - Boswell, Joseph J. (EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT TO THE CHIEF OF
STAFF TO THE FIRST LADY)

$36,000 - Armbruster, Sally M (STAFF ASSISTANT TO THE SOCIAL SECRETARY)

- Bookey, Natalie (STAFF ASSISTANT)

Jackson, Deilia A. (DEPUTY ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR OF CORRESPONDENCE FOR
THE FIRST LADY)

TOTAL -$1,256,770.00 + + +





Makes you PROUD to be an American, doesn't it?

Banana Cream

Although our days are filled with issues that leave us exhausted and wringing our hands and shaking our heads....take a moment to reflect on this LOSS to our culture. Born Milton Heinz 83 years ago, Soupy Sales now has them laughing in a better place.

Many reading this won't remember his afternoon show which we rushed home to see and imitate if we had the nerve. But for those who do....while Mommy and Daddy are sleeping, take all of the green paper out of Daddy's pants pocket, put it in an envelope and send it to Uncle Soupy.

RIP- and thanks.

Comic Book

Need a laugh? Pick up a copy of the October issue of MEN'S HEALTH...with El Presidente on the cover.....It's Titled OBAMA's PLAN.....his Personal Diet and Workout Strategies....Huh?................. HE SMOKES CIGARETTES, Remember?

It's simply a matter of perspective

Question: What's the difference between George W. Bush and Barack Obama?

Answer: Bush had his head up his ass... Obama has his head up yours.

Okay- I'm back...that was fun. So what's been going on since May....oh, right...Our proud Country has been turned into a stumbling Giant with a "kick Me" sign on its back. Obamas' foreign policy ? Speak VERY softly and don't carry a stick. Let's see...Bush was RIGHT about the surge in Iraq....Israel is about to drop a small nuke on Iran...Obama says : Oops we have to stay in Afghanistan... Government run Health Care has turned into a giant Bi-partisan clusterfuck...Charlie Rangel continues to steal from you and I.. AND write the Tax code....the Supreme Court now has a "Wise Latina"..(More dead babies on the way....Ole' ! )... and No Surprise...the METS SUCK and the Yankees DON"T. ...it's good to be back.